Anything goes.

Ask me anything    I'm really bad at making decisions.

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via legallyblained)

— 1 week ago with 40269 notes

rexuality:

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

*looks lovingly into your eyes* i’ve been googling for someone like you my entire life

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via arya-stormborn)

— 1 week ago with 239897 notes

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

(Source: harrysweets, via light-will-overcome)

— 1 week ago with 373627 notes

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

(via thedailylaughs)

— 1 week ago with 853491 notes

mehoew:

monday morning hitting me like
image

(via nonotthemermaid)

— 1 week ago with 97576 notes
rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

(Source: theamericankid, via nonotthemermaid)

— 1 week ago with 573488 notes

stayburned:

aladone:

It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls

THIS POST MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

(via nonotthemermaid)

— 1 week ago with 155408 notes

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via nonotthemermaid)

— 1 week ago with 1393160 notes