Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock
|me at 7AM:||tired
|me at 12PM:||tired
|me at 3PM:||tired
|me at 7PM:||tired
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|me at 2AM:||TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
(Source: annnica, via australiansanta)
I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.