Anything goes.

Ask me anything    I'm really bad at making decisions.

zac-afron:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(Source: fruitpunchg, via jakesjohnson)

— 8 hours ago with 458053 notes
#me  #allthelivelongday 

clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 40190 notes
me at 7AM:tired
me at 12PM:tired
me at 3PM:tired
me at 7PM:tired
me at 10PM:tired
me at 2AM:TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
— 3 days ago with 102550 notes
"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via arya-stormborn)

— 3 days ago with 260454 notes

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

(Source: annnica, via australiansanta)

— 4 days ago with 69459 notes

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via nonotthemermaid)

— 4 days ago with 219183 notes

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via theegyptianscrewup)

— 4 days ago with 315739 notes
undedicated:

She’s so cute ❤️😍

undedicated:

She’s so cute ❤️😍

(Source: undedicated, via undedicated)

— 4 days ago with 1283 notes

joostz9:

I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.

(via nonotthemermaid)

— 6 days ago with 115982 notes

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

(via nonotthemermaid)

— 6 days ago with 41185 notes